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X Videos is one of the largest porno websites in the world. To be exact, since 7th July of 2018, it ranked as the 43rd most visited website in the world with an estimated 1,6 billion visitors /month. That’s a ton of jizz that goes to waste on a daily basis, which makes those cum craving sperm banks jealous as fuck. Then again, good riddance! We don’t need DNA from fucking losers in the gene pool!

XVideos.com was launched way back in 2007, so it currently is around 11 years old. Little is known about the French owner “Stephane”. At least the faggot isn’t a gold digger like the original owner of Pornhub. When he was offered 120 million dollars by an unknown source, the motherfucker said: “go fuck yourself and let me continue my game of Diablo II”. What a hero…! Yeah right, what an idiot! If someone offered me that kind of money, you can all kiss my hairy ass goodbye, dipshits!

This is one of those websites, like their sister site XNXX that barely needs any introduction, seeing how famous they are and how much appreciation they got from people until now. XVideos.com call themselves the best free porn site, and while this sure is a big claim. I can’t say this is truly the best free porn website out there objectively, but in my personal opinion, it’s definitively somewhere out there in the top ten. However, I’ll be as objective as possible in this review, and I’ll make sure to talk about both the good and the bad sides of X Videos because I’m feeling generous today.

A design that is both iconic and simple

Plenty of you have probably already seen XVideos, especially in the last few years, seeing that the page has gathered lots and lots of fame quite recently for some reason. Even though I can’t exactly put my finger on it, it only makes sense that a page such as this one got famous, taking everything into account. First off, we’re going to take a look at the homepage and the design of it. Basically, there’s not much going on here. You get a plain white background on top of which you’ll find a bunch of thumbnails scattered around. That’s pretty simple, but it gets the job done, and no website needs more than that, now does it.

So, as I said, a bunch of thumbnails are scattered around on the home page, and you get to see the number of the views on these videos and the channel that uploaded these movies, the duration of the pornos is also available to you (written right underneath the thumbnail). When you hover above one of the thumbnails (with your cursor, I don’t expect you go levitating like Alladin on his magic carpet) the video shows you a short preview of what’s about to happen in the video. The preview lasts only a few seconds, but it surely shows you enough action so that you know what kind of nastiness you’re getting yourself into. So if your straight and you’re checking out gay porn, there’s no going back from that my bi-curious friend.

A simple, yet useful video player

The X Videos player is one of the most popular video players in the porn world. It’s has a neat little design, and it’s great, really. It doesn’t ask you to watch an ad before you watch a video and it doesn’t ask you to watch any ads while the video plays. You know how annoying it gets with other websites, right? You try to rewind a little, you click on the player, and you get a ton of ads shoved in your face. This can really ruin your mood sometimes, and I know it does fuck me up. Luckily enough, this doesn’t happen on XVideos.com, so we’ve truly been blessed by this page’s existence.

Creating an account can truly be a blessing

If you decide to create an account on XVideos.com, you won’t be wasting your time, that’s for sure. Given that most websites will basically just waste your time and convince you to create an account with the promise of “faster streaming servers” (which will often prove to be absolute bullshit), XVideos.com comes up straight to your face and they tell you what’s up.

The account creation process is quite simple, really. You only need your email, an idea for your profile name (yes, stonersatanist420666 will do just fine), a password and you need to agree to their terms of service and their privacy policy. After doing that you may do some new things with your free account. First off, the most interesting feature would probably be the ability to upload your own videos to XVideos.com and the ability to download videos from the page. This is great, really, seeing as plenty of the videos in here are HD. Most porn websites won’t let you download their stuff, especially if it’s in HD.

Furthermore, you may also build a collection of your favorite videos. So a playlist, basically. This playlist can either be a public playlist, or a private playlist. After creating an account you can chat with other members, and you can make more friends…but honestly, who the hell chats on X Videos? Who wakes up in the morning and goes: “Oh okay, today I’m going to talk to my friends on Xvideos”? …besides your MOM!

No categories, no problem

You’ll notice that this website doesn’t exactly use any categories, which would come off as surprising. Seeing that the page has around eight million videos uploaded to it, you would assume that all of them have been categorized, but you would be wrong. This isn’t true. However, the page uses tags as an efficient way to “separate” the videos. You get the most popular tabs in your country at the top of the page, which is nice. Just click on one of the tabs and videos that are all about, well, let’s say “Squirting” will pop up on your screen. So click on that tag, and you’ll get videos related to that thing in specific. It’s simple, and it makes sense.

Features

I’ve already mentioned that this website is very, very simple and that it isn’t crowded with tons of features, but it still has some, that various other websites could use, which is pretty good. For starters, don’t you hate it when you find a great porno website but it isn’t available in your language? It sucks! Most websites are available in English, and so is XVideos.com, but if you want to view it in another language, it has the entire world covered (so that’s basically the Chinese, Indian, Spanish and the English language), so you don’t need to worry about not understanding things. You do get to view this website in a bunch of other languages as well. There is the Czech language, German, French, Italian, Hungaria, Norwegian, Portuguese, Romanian, Greek, even Hebrew when you want that Jew porn. Yup, Jew porn. That’s right.

The variety of languages are cool, but English will be enough for most of us. You’ll also find an option that lets you shut the lights off, which is a neat little touch. You’ll find this option on many other websites such as 4chan, YouTube and so on. The people behind XVideos seem to be quite aware of how simple their page looks, and they didn’t want to change a thing, even though they are probably drowning in money at this point. They did add some new features, and they did try to translate the website to as many languages as possible, but they did not touch the core elements that made this page feel so nice and “cozy.” Oh yeah, and by the way, you can turn off the video previews if you want to do that for some strange reason. Just click on the little white “gear” next to the “videos I like” button.

A little something for everyone

You’ll notice the little red button that says “100% verified”, and you’ll notice that after you click on this button, you will be taken to a section of XVideos.com where you’ll be able to watch 100% verified amateur porn. However, I doubt these are all amateur. I mean, you’ll see some very freaky movies, I honestly doubt that these things happen in real life. Schoolgirls do not get gangbanged by all their male professors in the real world. It simply does not happen.

However, videos with a thematic like that can still be found in the 100% verified section. Next, we have the Pornstars section and basically, what you find in here are all of your favorite girls. Click on a name, and you get to see all of the videos that this pornstar that you chose has performed in.

The overall experience

Even though this website has no exclusive content that the rich kids crave so badly, it still manages to give you a great experience. For starters, all of the porn in here is free, the website doesn’t throw thousands of ads in your face when you move your cursor, the player is great, and the atmosphere is great. I have no regrets when I visit XVideos (often misspelled as “xvids”, “xvidoes”, “xvideoa”, “xvideis”, “xvides”, “x vedios” or “xvidos”).